Omegle- France and Canada

You: I feel like a failure as a country!
You: All of the other countries laugh at me because I can't win a war.
Stranger: hey
You: Hello
You: My name is France
Stranger: my nme is janice
You: Hi, Janice
You: ...
You: Would you like to cheer me up?
You: I have some candy in my unmarked white van! Let's share it together~
Stranger: oh really
You:
You: Would I lie to you?
Stranger:
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You: Oh! I am very sad today!
You: I feel like a failure as a country!
Stranger: Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom
You: My name is France
You: And by the way, in the case of either badgers or mushrooms, I would definitely (as the USA would say) 'hit that'
You:
Stranger: you just made my day
Stranger: Thank you
You: You're quite welcome

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You: I feel like a failure as a country! All of the other countries laugh at me because I can't win a war...
Stranger: do you want to play rape?
You: Always!
You: By the way, I'm France, it's very nice to meet you
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Stranger: frosted butts
You: Hello, sexy~
Stranger: frosted butts!
You: What about them?
Stranger: frosted butts!!!!!!!!
Stranger: cake farts lol
Stranger: frosted cake farts
You: You are quite peculiar
Stranger: your moms pussy is quite peculiar
Stranger: stop trying to be different and classy
Stranger: i fucking hate people that try to do that
Stranger: its not cool
Stranger: little fucking faggot otaku girl
Stranger: and the squiggle after your sentence
Stranger: this is jen isnt it
You: I'm a boy
Stranger: then u is fag
Stranger: that makes it even worse
You: I'm bisexual but with your attitude I most likely won't sleep with you
Stranger: im also bi and a horse
Stranger: and your butts arent frosty enough
You: You're talking to me about frosted butts and you're calling me names?
Stranger: oh youre bad ass and smart and cool
Stranger: and intellegenty
Stranger: gent*
Stranger: talking with perfect grammer
Stranger: and pointing out things
Stranger: get the fuck out of 8th grade you newfag
You: Why are you so angry?
Stranger: you probably advocate liberalism too
Stranger: because i know what you are
You: Not hardly
You: I hate liberals
You: And 8th graders
You: They're such teases
Stranger: youre probably a liberal faggot hippy hipster
Stranger: Shut the fuck up and stop your little act
You: No, but I am single
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Stranger: if you re a 18+ female and you want to watch me on msn im ready to cu...
You: Oh, I'm a 18+ male, but I swing both ways ;D
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You: I feel like a failure as a country ._.
Stranger: so ur mexico (:
You: No, my name is Canada...
Stranger: and u like big dick up the ass haha