Bianca changed her shirt for the 3º time, her clothes were all on the floor, or on her bed, she looked the mirror.. light blue shirt, white skirt unbuttoned..
"shiit! i can't go like this! she will mock me forever!" she growled , and threw it on the floor,stroked her long blonde hair frustrated, looking her almost naked body in the mirror, swallowing, and sighing.. she couldn' t hide it anymore, she had got fat.
where a few weeks before was a wonderful 1,76 m tall and slim body, now she could just see that soft, and big round thing.. first her face, with the round chubby cheeks, and dumb expression, then her arms and legs, that had got real

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!

…SALLY ACORN…

…VS…

…MEGA MAN!!!

BEGIN!

Mega Man:
Turn up the Beat and crank up the Bass,
So I can Mega–bust a Cap–com in this royal brat's face!
I'll call up Rush, Auto, Eddie and Roll
For an assault that'll decimate your Knothole!
I have so many games, it's hard to keep tally,
While your show, Sally, never even got a real finale!
What am I even fighting you for? Where the Hell is Sonic?
He should be my opponent; you're not iconic!
The reasons I'm superior are too many to list;
In the original games, you don't f**king exist!
You're the Mary Sue creation of a

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~But the fire is so delightful~
And since Sirius Flare has a crippling weakness to water, he has to stay inside while it comes aflood outside mount justice. The winds tore so vigorously and the onslaught of fat clusters of H2O could barely be heard through the thick sheets of steel and rock that encased the training grounds of many new heroes. If it had just been those subtle noises that revealed the presence of a rain storm, then Sheen would have been in for a shock. But no, it wasn't just that. Sheen had been here since yesterday. He had come in early yesterday morning to hook-up one of his gaming sys

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I know you fancy A RP thingy, so I made this =P
Feel free to start whenever the heck you want |D With whatever the heck you want =P
Ima lazy bi-atch |D

LEZ GO!!!
(I had this random idea thingy if you'd like to find out too :meow:)

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(This show’s purpose is for readers to ask their favorite Sonic characters questions that they have in mind. Please feel free to PM me some questions and I will most likely update the first actual show by tomorrow or Sunday depending on how many questions I get. I’ll need about more than 5. My OC Sapphire will get the show started so without further ado here is the first episode of Ask Sonic and Friends! Lazy title but whatever. This fic will be written in script form)
*Spotlight shines down on a large stage as the song “His World” begins to blast out loud. 5 empty seats all

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nameless: Nah, he'll be fine.
Squeek: KITTY! *Runs down the stairs*
Me: Welp. I'm gonna go sleep now, I think spending too much time around you freaks is hurting my sanity.
Nameless: you say that as if you're the sane one.
Asora: Wait a minute, did you two just speak to eachother?
Me: Oh fuck, somebody delete that conversation!
~Cherry: Peace, motherfuckers. I needed to put in filler that wasn't the forth wall somewhere. Back to shipping~
Darren: ALRIGHT, WHO BROKE THE FOURTH WALL THIS TIME?
Me: Who do you think? Maybe the bitch that writes this? The non-blonde one?
~Squeek: I'm not blonde in real life! *Pouts*
~Cherry: Go bleach your hair.
~Squeek: It won't work.
~Cherry: I'll fucking make it work. I swear on my love for ImmortalFox.
Me: ADVANCING THE PLOT NOW. *Walks upstairs* I'm tired as fuck.
Darren: Because you know, I know stuff about the shit you keep in your lab.
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By MoonLiteMagic45

Location: Taylor residence, Dork Fort
Scenario: It’s Game Night for the Dynamic Dorks, and it’s Blaze’s turn to host. They play Fruit Ninja until they come up with an idea of their own…

cue Blaze in the Dork Fort hooking up the Xbox 360; a few minutes later, his friends arrive

Blaze: Great to see you, mates! Now, who’s ready for Game Night?
(All the guys cheer)
Atti: The girls have their night out, and we have a night in! Aw, yeah! ;)
Blaze: So, what do you want to play first?
Marco: I’m thinking –
Sunny: FRUIT NINJA!! :psychotic:
Marco: I was going to s

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Get in the Basket! - CleverbotUser: You know your a leprechaun when you crave to clean gold.

Cleverbot: No, I was not aware of that. I don't really believe in leprechauns though...

User: So you don't believe in yourself then?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: O.O.

Cleverbot: Hop in my car, let's go to Burger King.

User: But I'm not hungry.

Cleverbot: But you said you were hungry.

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: I told you I was hungry, and you said, 'Me too.'.

User: Nope. That wasn't me. It was a leprechaun.

Cleverbot: It wasn't a pun.

User: I said, 'LEPRECHAUN' not 'PUN'.

Cleverbot: You're 'feelings' are irrelevant to me.

User: Well, that's nice to know.... NOT!

Cleverb

Hagakure orders a pizzaPizza Guy [PG] joined chat.
Yasuhiro Hagakure [SHSLFT] joined chat.
PG: yo
PG: delivery for a yasuhiro hagakure
SHSLFT: Haha cool!!
SHSLFT: Free pizza is a divine sign, right?
PG: uh
PG: not free?
PG: 13 bucks yo
SHSLFT: I never ordered that, though!
PG: ...yeah you did
SHSLFT: Wait, what's on it pizza guy-chi?
PG: pepperoni
SHSLFT: Simple, but it soothes the soul.
PG: indeed
PG: 13 bucks
SHSLFT: How about I trade you a fortune for that pizza?
PG: ....a fortune?
SHSLFT: My readings are at most 30% accurate.
PG: ((oh god i just figured out who you are))
SHSLFT: (Ahh yeah)
PG: uh....
SHSLFT: (dang ronps crew)
PG: you sure you don't got cash man

Till Death Do We PartCharacters:
ANN: A random woman
DEAN: A random guy
MINISTER
CAPTAIN
PASSENGERS ONE, TWO, AND THREE

Setting:
A quiet airplane, with a few muttered conversations and a crying baby in the back.
Ann and Dean are sitting next to each other. Ann is gripping the armrests rather tightly and Dean is nonchalantly reading a newspaper.

CAPTAIN: (Ding.) (Over intercom.) Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I have turned off the Fasten Seat Belt sign, and you may now move around the cabin. However, we always recommend keeping your seat belt fastened while you’re seated.

ANN: Good, that means we’re out of the turbulence. (

Anyone MemesPick 10 random characters.
1. Belgium
2. Prussia
3. Romano
4. France
5. Denmark
6. Germany
7. Russia
8. America
9. Spain
10. Greece

You found 1's secret stash of chocolate.
Me: Dear lord of heaven and earth, I’ve found paradise...
Belgium: *walks in, spots me, eyes wide* You...
Me: *grabs as much as possible and runs* Sorry, Belgë!
Belgium: My chocolate... *runs after*

2 confesses his love to you.
Prussia: Kesese... you’re as awesome as me. Ich liebe dich, fraü!
Me: U-uh... Can I love you back?
Prussia: *facepalm* Yes, yes you can.
Me: *holds onto Prussia* Belgium’s chocolate, Prussia’s love... how can th

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"Ooo A Rondo? If Italia and Roma can do it, then so can I~!"

Spinning, spinning, hand-in-hand
It's the spinning world round
Stomp your feet to the beat and carolare.
Play the oud through the night and the day.
Say, "Marhaba" to the spinning, spinning world~
"Somalia~!"

Ah..I wanna eat baa~ baa~ baasto~ Lets go~
Ah~
Hahaha~
Wait, is that Ethiopia?!
(Damn bastard! I said get off my land!)

Spinning, spinning, hand-in-hand
Make a circle round
Eat Baasto, drink tea, and cantare.
Spin, world! I am-
Somalia~!

Unless it's HIV"Positive anything is better than negative anything" -Elbert Hubbard
"Unless it's HIV" -Me

Trouble relaxing "So what your saying is you have a friend that needs help relaxing because their stressed out right?" asked Jake as he lounged on the couch with his game controller in his hand. After he'd been stabbed by Jin the girls had insisted that he take it easy and relax, and now Katy was coming to him with a problem concerning a friend of hers he'd never even met before. That was ok though because he enjoyed helping people after all he's a doctor, helping one person couldn't possibly be that hard could it? At least that's what he thought. "Well I guess I can give it a shot who's your friend?" he asked Katy who smiled and hugged him happily and then said. "Well it might not be as easy as you think Jake she's a bit well.....stressed out" after hearing this however Jake just shrugged. "No problem by the time you guys get back from the movies and shopping tonight I'll have her as relaxed as you Katy I guarantee it" he said with a smile, even Katy was far from bei

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by ~animeangelchick, Jan 10, 2011, 7:07:49 PM
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Stranger: hellooo
You: Son, there's something I have to tell you
You: You're Canadian
Stranger: No, I'm not.
Stranger: Canadians suckkkkk
Stranger: USA baby
You: Search your heart, you know it to be true
You: You were born to use the metric system!
Stranger: Noooo
Stranger: That's not true!
Stranger: THATS IMPOSSIBLE
You: It's true
You: You see, I had an affair with a Canadian named Bandit Keith
You: At first I thought he was IN AMERICA but he was actually in Canada.
You: And that's how you were made
Stranger: But what about my birth certificate!?
You: It lieeesss
You: Besides just because you were born in a place doesn't change your genetics
You: Now you know why you get those funny pants feelings when you see people playing hockey.
Stranger: But..
Stranger: but..
Stranger: if I was canadian
Stranger: I would like circular bacon
Stranger: and I love good ol' american strips of bacon
You: About that,
You: You know ham?
Stranger: ....yes.
You: That's circular bacon
You: I'm sorry you had to find out this way
Stranger: Noooooooooooooooo!!!
Stranger: But what about my love for all things american!?
Stranger: Clint Eastwood?
Stranger: Arnold Palmer Iced Tea?
Stranger: JESUS?
You: See if you were American those would be okay
You: But you're Canadian so now it's just weird and creepy
You: But I want you to have this
You: *hands bottle of maple syrup*
Stranger: ...What am I supposed to do with this?
You: You put it on your pancakes
Stranger: I'm an American damn it! I eat raw meat for breakfast!
You: And guess what else?
You: You're part French too.
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Don't.
Stranger: you.
Stranger: dare.
You: You see, you happen to be from the part of Canada that's got a bunch of French people in it
Stranger: HAHA!
Stranger: But
Stranger: If I was French, wouldn't i eat crapes and not pancakes!
Stranger: Haha!
You: You're not /that/ French
You: Only about 1/8
You: By the way, you'll need this: http://allaboutadvocacy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/white-flag.jpg
Stranger: NO!
Stranger: My country can win a war!
Stranger: I swear!
You: Perhaps now's a bad time to tell you that I'm not American either
You: I'm Russian
You: :3
You: So yes, your father was French-Canadian, and I'm Russian
You: Yep, you're about as American as a bottle of vodka and a maple leaf! :D
Stranger: NO!
Stranger: I hate russians!
Stranger: and leafs!
Stranger: I love football and baseball!
Stranger: and muscle cars!
Stranger: And Harrison Ford!
You: Maybe you'd be better off not knowing that your grandparents on both side are Germans...
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: I can't hear you! LA LA LA
You: You really had to expect.
Stranger: I can't hear you!!! i'm way too busy hanging up american flags, drinking beer, and burning gasoline with a big american made truck while listening to country music in my wrangler jeans eating a raw steak with my bare hands and singing "song, song of the south!"
You: Why do you think you always got books on engineering for Christmas?
You: Son you're making a scene
You: No one thinks you're American
You: Especially not with that Canadian flag birthmark on your forehead
Stranger: Haha! That's no birthmark!
Stranger: That's from the evil canadian wizard who killed my REAL (American!) parents
Stranger: and tried to kill me, but couldn't
Stranger: and he left a Maple leaf scar on my forehead!
You: ....
You: Harry Potter is British, you know
Stranger: ...I'm not harry potter
Stranger: I'm Ronald Reagan Jones.
Stranger: Named after the most American man ever.
You: No but your story was based off of Harry Potter
You: Who is british
You: End of story
You: By the way, the family dog is Italian
Stranger: Wrong! It's scottish!
You: What dog are *you* talking about
You: I'm talking about Gino
Stranger: ...I don't know any Gino.
Stranger: Wrong person?
You: I think the family cat was Italian
You: And your high school sweetheart?
You: BRITISH.
Stranger: THATS A LIE!
Stranger: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
You: It's completely true and you know it!
Stranger: I AM A CITIZEN
Stranger: OF THE GREATEST COUNTRY
Stranger: IN
Stranger: THE
You: It is you who can't handle the truth
Stranger: WORLD!
You: Okay here's a test
You: What are your thoughts on Justin Beiber?
Stranger: Faggot.
Stranger: I want to run him over with a hummer.
Stranger: and then I want bald eagles to eat his flesh.
You: Ah, a self-hating Canadian
You: Just as I suspected
Stranger: Nooooo!!!
Stranger: It's a trick question!
Stranger: JUSTIN BIEBER DOESN'T EXIST!
You: He's Canadian
You: Like you are
Stranger: Did I take the red pill?
Stranger: Is this the matrix!?
You: Go mispronounce the letter 'Z' with him and frolic in a field of free health care!!
You: YOU ARE NOT A HERO
You: D:
Stranger: Socialism NOO!
You: Come on the part of you that's Russian is quite fond of socialism
Stranger: No! Never!
You: ...
You: да
Stranger: I love capitalism!
Stranger: A great man once said "Greed is Good!"
Stranger: and I believe!
You: Нет
Stranger: I understand now....
Stranger: YOU'RE THE CANADIAN!
You: NO
Stranger: You can't handle it..
You: DON'T TURN THIS ON ME
You: I'M NOT THE TOMATO IN THE MIRROR
Stranger: you can't handle it yourself!
Stranger: Yes, YES YOU ARE!
You: IT'S NOT TRUE EH
You: OH SH-
Stranger: You can't handle the fact that you love Sidney Crosby!
Stranger: And vodka!
Stranger: And crepes!
Stranger: And...jesus... you're from California...aren't you?
Stranger: That explains the fake tan! And the surfboard!
Stranger: That you probably can't use!
You: No! I hate California!
Stranger: And a desire to listen to Katy Perry!
You: Not Kerry Perry!
You: I have not kissed a girl and liked it!
You: But guess what?
Stranger: Yes! Katy Perry! She's your TEENAGE DREAM!
You: I know your weakness.
You: You didn't capitalize Jesus. WHAT KIND OF AMERICAN ARE YOU?
You: GODLESS COMMIE! D:
Stranger: I don't capitalize jesus.. because I worship the greatest god of them all..
Stranger: BRETT GODDAMN FAVRE.
Stranger: A TRUE, AMERICAN HERO.
Stranger: THOSE WHO DO NOT WORSHIP THE IRON MAN MUST REPENT!
Stranger: (And they probably voted for Obama.)
You: xD
You: Haha I have to go now
You: But you are the best person on Omegle
You: Take care, eh

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!XxSilentKissxX Jan 22, 2011

...I salute this America XD

~WovenOpaqueFlame Jan 12, 2011 Hobbyist Digital Artist

Thats awesome.

~IceArtemis24 Jan 10, 2011

I love it XD It sounds like a conversation Myself and I would have. And my friends if I brought up the subject randomly that we needed a random subject to talk about XP

~animeangelchick Jan 11, 2011 Hobbyist General Artist

Haha! I don't even know, I just had such fun with this that I had to upload it. xD Thanks for the favorite, by the way. :3

~IceArtemis24 Jan 11, 2011

You're welcome ^_^

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